I bet you thought you’d take a look at my first post just to see how bad it was.
Well, I beat you to the chase.
Yes, it was horrible.
Yes, I sounded like a robot.
No, I’m not going to keep it up, because that would be a waste of your time.
Just trust me. I cringed while re-reading it – enough for both of us.
Instead, enjoy the rest of the content on the site that’s far more humorous and less robotic.
And if you’re wondering what the hell this site is about, then check out the about page. Since that’s a thing. On the menu. Up there.